Animals and the Constitution

The Eagle Forum’s Constitution Watch (I believe written by Virginia Armstrong Ph.D) writes this as a Fact vs. Fiction clarification for us dummies

Fact v. Fiction #2: Evolutionists claim that their battle against creation-science is primarily a “scientific” issue, not a constitutional question. But our treasured U. S. Constitution is written by persons and for persons. If man is an animal, the Constitution was written by animals and for animals. This preposterous conclusion destroys the Constitution. The Aguillard Humanists leave us with no Constitution and no constitutional rights of any kind if they allow us to teach only that man is an animal.

Well, garsh. Now that this has been cleared up, I can die.